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English jokes

Mesaj Scris de Prospero la data de Vin 15 Feb 2008 - 23:37

Just a topic in which we can write jokes that are mostly funny in English and don't do very well translated into Romanian.

For example:

A lovely little girl is entering class for the first time when a friendly little boy approaches her. "My name's Ted," he says, "What's yours?"

"Happy Butt," the little girl replies.

"I'm going to tell the teacher on you for lying!" the boy shouts. He goes to the teacher and says that the little girl has lied to him about her name.

"What is your name?" asks the teacher.

"Happy Butt," says the little girl.

"No, no." the teacher says. "What is your real name?"

"Happy Butt," the little girl insists.

"Shame on you for lying," says the teacher. "You go straight to the principal's office right this minute!"

"Why are you here?" the principal asks.
"They think I'm lying when I tell them my name is Happy Butt," the little girl says.

"Your name can't be Happy Butt," the principal says. "I'm going to call your mother and straighten this out. You mustn't lie to us about your name."
The principal calls the mother and says, "We have your little girl here and she keeps telling us her name is 'Happy Butt.'"
"Oh," says the mother, "that's Gladys."

"Little girl," the principal says, "your mother says your name is Gladys."

The little girl says, "Happy Butt, Glad Ass, what's the difference?"

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Re: English jokes

Mesaj Scris de turturica la data de Sam 16 Feb 2008 - 1:04

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Mesaj Scris de turturica la data de Sam 16 Feb 2008 - 1:06

ABC

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very scared of doing them in front of the class. The teacher, though, told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and do it.
So, trembling, he stood in front of the class and began.



"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."



"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's the P?



"It's running down my leg."

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Mesaj Scris de oltenashu la data de Lun 18 Mai 2009 - 22:14

hahaha bounce so funny. Let me try one, too:

There was once a king who got really tired of his court jester as this one used to make puns of every word he could put his mouth on (that's a language licence. Let the brits marvel Laughing ). Says the king:
- Jester, if I catch you making puns one more time, I'm going to hang you, old chap!!
- Don't worry your majesty, no noose is good news!

What do you think happenned? You guessed it, Jester got hanged!

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