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Mesaj Scris de Beauty la data de Lun 18 Oct 2010 - 23:53

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Mesaj Scris de Beauty la data de Lun 18 Oct 2010 - 23:53

State-Of-The-Art Watch

A rather confident man, walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No", he replies, "I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.

"What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken then, because I am wearing panties!"

And the man starts tapping on the watch face and says, "Damn thing must be an hour fast."

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Mesaj Scris de Administrator la data de Joi 8 Ian 2015 - 20:09

Clever Dog

The manager of a small business puts a sign in the window:
“HELP WANTED. You must be a fast typist, have good computer skills and be
bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.”

A short time later, a dog goes up to the window, sees the sign and goes inside. The dog looks at the woman, wags his tail and starts pawing at the sign. The woman looks at the dog, and says, “I can’t hire you. The sign says you must be able to type.”

Immediately, the dog jumps down, goes to the typewriter and quickly types a perfect business letter. The woman is stunned, but says to the dog, “That was fantastic, but I’m sorry. The sign clearly says that you must have computer skills.”

In a flash, the dog goes to the computer and produces an Excel spreadsheet, a Power Point presentation, and a logo in Photoshop, and then prints them all for the woman. The woman is dumbfounded. She says to the dog, “Listen, I realise that you are a very
intelligent applicant and have fantastic talent, but you’re a dog! There’s no way I can hire you!”

The dog jumps down and goes to the sign in the window and points his paw at the words “Equal Opportunity Employer”. The woman says, “Yes, I know what the sign says. But the sign also says you have to be bilingual.” The dog looks the woman straight in the eye and says, “Meow.”




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Mesaj Scris de Beauty la data de Mier 20 Iul 2016 - 12:15

"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In a stork???!!!"

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Mesaj Scris de Beauty la data de Mier 20 Iul 2016 - 12:37

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